my brother sent me this (ha ha you can see how bored some people are at work) and i thought it would be something dumb - but the dude that did this really did it proper, it was cool and any wannabe-philosopher (I got called that by someone once lol) will enjoy it (I formatted for presentation purposes but didnt bother getting the square root symbol):

1. Women = Time x Money (Assumption 1: a = b*c)

2. Time = Money (Assumption 2: b = c)

3. Women = Money x Money = Money2 (squared) (Derivation 1: a = b2)

4. Money = v—Evil (root) (Assumption 3: c = root of d)

5. Women = (v—Evil )2 (root of Evil squared) (Derivation: a = root of d squared)

6. Women = Evil (Conclusion: a = d)

As with any argument, if the assumptions are true and the derivations valid, the conclusion must be true.

And please, in advance, all of you ready to say “you hate women! you hate men! you hate philosophers! you hate pretentious people who call you a wannabe-philosopher! you hate people who overreact and have no sense of humor! etc.” just chill all right - I don’t hate anyone except myself sometimes. So enjoy it, thanks to my brother, and hats off to the guy who did it - it’s brilliant. (Yes, I enjoy nerdy stuff like this a lot. And no, I don’t get out much.)

you know, a rat gets shocked a few times and knows not to go back…